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Size: 14″×14″

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Coffee first. Conversation... eventually. ☕

Some mornings require caffeine before human interaction.

This grumpy little dumpling is here for everyone who wakes up with exactly one priority: COFFEE FIRST. TALK LATER.

Featuring an original Kawaii Esquire grumpy dumpling character with an unimpressed expression and dark blue gradient coloring, this cotton pillow adds a little humor to your couch, reading chair, bedroom, or favorite coffee-drinking corner.

The design is printed on both sides of durable, midweight cotton, so the grumpiness doesn't disappear when you flip the pillow over.

It's a fun gift for coffee lovers, introverts, homebodies, night owls, and anyone whose social battery doesn't fully activate until after the first cup.

Why You'll Love It

  • Original Kawaii Esquire grumpy dumpling character
  • Funny “Coffee First, Talk Later” design
  • 100% cotton
  • Substantial 263 gsm fabric
  • Durable, structured feel
  • Design printed on both sides
  • Hidden zipper
  • Machine washable
  • Multiple sizes available
  • Made for indoor use

Product Details

Material: 100% cotton
Fabric Weight: 263 gsm
Print: Both sides
Closure: Hidden zipper
Care: Machine washable
Use: Indoor
Age: Adults

Available Sizes

  • 14" × 14"
  • 16" × 16"
  • 18" × 18"
  • 22" × 22"

Artwork

Features an original Kawaii Esquire grumpy dumpling character from Kawaii Esquire, a brand by Jennifer Esquire Creations.